Come as you are
If you’re over 21 and can kick a ball, you’ve met the requirements. This ain’t the big—or even minor—leagues; we’re here for fun.
Close to home
No need to drive to The Big City. We play right in the middle of the Valley, at beautiful Town Hill Park in Whitingham, Vermont.
Work and play
Working a 9-to-5? No worries. We roll evenings and/or weekends. Retirees welcome, but early retirement not required.
Schedule
Introductory meetup
Frequently Asked Questions
Teams are assigned ahead of each game, so you’ll need to sign up first. Please contact us to join or get more information.
Nothing! The best things in life really are free.
A good attitude and a desire to make friends. Water and/or other beverages. Bug spray or sunscreen. Sturdy shoes are a good idea.
Team members will be randomly assigned and announced ahead of each game.
You’ll need to be at least 21 years old to play with us. There’s no upper age limit; if you can play the game, come out and join us!
We’re an adults-only (21+) group, so only adults are eligible to play. But, supervised kiddos are certainly welcome in the stands!
We aim to schedule a game every other week, with occasional games on the weekends, and some extracurricular outings scattered in. We meet on evenings and weekends to accommodate those with jobs.
Games are played at Town Hill Park in Whitingham, Vermont.
We don’t have any strict requirements. Our current members are from Whitingham, Halifax, Readsboro, and Dover. If you can get to Town Hill Park, you can play.
We’re not aware of any laws prohibiting alcohol on town property. While consumption of alcohol beverages is fine, we’re here to play, not get plastered. And, please don’t drink and drive.
We don’t take ourselves too seriously, but it’s not a game without rules. We mostly follow the World Kickball Association rules.
You’ll need to be able to run between the bases, and be able to kick and throw a rubber ball, but that’s about it. All skill levels are welcome.
Just looking to make some new friends? If you can’t or don’t want to play but still want to join us, consider being our umpire, scorekeeper, announcer, or (well-intentioned) shit-talker in the stands.
Yes. People of all genders and no gender can play kickball with us.
No. Everyone who wants to play will be assigned to a team.
No. We’re strictly casual, and teams change with each game. We don’t play games against other kickball organizations. Hell, we don’t even know of any other local kickball organizations.
There’s plenty of parking along both sides of Town Hill Road. Please park in the designated areas and not on the lawn.
Yes, and you can find them here. Please be courteous and share the facilities with others who may be present.
Town Hill Park’s facilities are first-come, first-served, with no reservation system or official schedule. We try to coordinate with other groups that may want to use the diamond.
No, but in a nutshell: don’t be an asshole. Players displaying chronic unsportsmanlike or abusive behavior may be asked to leave.
We’re not lawyers. If you are, and you get hurt, just remind yourself that you were playing voluntarily and at your own risk.
Ready to kick it up a notch?
Interested in playing? Looking for more information? Get in touch now, and we’ll put you on our mailing list and add you to a team.
Summer 2025 roster
Meet the players in our inaugural season roster.

Marty McKicker
potty-mouth pitcher

Sally Sportsball
umpire state of mind
